/* TEAM */
Hueresohnshop.ch is a satire shop and a small piece of social-art.
The whole site — every product, every Trusted-Shops badge, every
"Sandra aus Winterthur hat soeben gekauft" toast — is fiction
deliberately wrapped in shop-grade UX polish.

The discomfort is the point: how thin the membrane is between
"polished e-commerce" and "this is fine".

If you got here, you're already in on the joke.

/* SITE */
Standards: HTML5, CSS3, ES2022
Components: PHP 8.2, MariaDB 10.11, Twig
Country: Switzerland
Language: Deutsch (Schweiz), absichtlich deadpan-korporativ

/* THANKS */
- Allen unseren fiktiven Kundinnen und Kunden in Aarau, Winterthur,
  Davos, Brig und überall sonst.
- Allen Hueresöhn da draussen, ohne die es uns nicht gäbe.
- Niemandem im Speziellen, sondern den Archetypen.